So bored.......

I am writhing in agony at my boredom. Yep, that bored. Officially now, like almost everybody I know has a cell phone and texting and I don't! Feel my pain?! When is this cruel torture going to end? In the far future..... "Hey look! I finally got a cell phone!" Just then the T.V. blares a commercial: "Bored of your old fashioned cell phone? Then upgrade to Future PhoneTM which allows you to do just about everything except blow bubbles! Just for 800$! Order now and get a free hairdryer!"(All other brands of phones will be rendered useless as of now)
No!!!!!!!!!!

Cough cough...... Ack Ack!! (Sorry, I'm sick)

Owwwww..... My throat hurts. I came down w/ a horrible (102) fever last night and missed school today. All I want is a little sympathy here people! Anyway, unless I get off the computer right now I will not be able to go to school tomorrow, so bye.
Yours Sickly,
Vapnoar777 (Cougher)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My friend has this totally wacky blog (that I taught him how to make) and you should really check it out if you want to have an awesomely, funnish, cool, great, and overall random time (he payed me two thousand bucks to say that)! Actually, it is an extremely funny site (even though he doesn't use spell check) and he copied my hippos idea, and the list goes on and on...... No, you should try it at: http://kookle910.blogspot.com/ Have fun!

Movie Review: B-!

Hello again, I just finished being lazy and watching a movie (y'know that's actually really hard work). It was called Knights Of The South Bronx. It was pretty good, but I dunno your age (a good thing) so it may or may not be too intense for you. It's about this man who comes to a tough school in the Bronx, and teaches kids who have hard lives the game of Chess. Apparently, the movie is based upon a true story (How often does that happen? Ha!)! So anyway, you may want to check this movie out sometime. Buy one now, get one free! Only 29.95$ (Plus two billion dollars of taxes and three billion for S&H) Excuse me, that was my Evil Real Estate Side unleashed talking. Simon Cowell does it again folks!
Yours Meishly,
Vapnoar777 (Me)

Goodnight already!

I'm predictable, as bored. Wait, let me rephrase that: As predicted, I'm boring. Wait, that's wrong also (sorry I'm sleepy): As predicted, I had no time whatsoever to post on this site the rest of yesterday and most of today (If you actually believed that, I'm gonna give you a free candy bar and a t-shirt that says "I'm Gullible!" on the front). I am actually really tired, so if I start typing weird things in my sleep, blame it on Casper! Uggh.... Me need to find George Bush and Oprah, Me need to get famous, rich, Blow up world with big doomsday device........ Ha, Ha Ha Ha Ha! E=Mc squared! Global Warming!jghuidiqporrrrryvqcygaosdti3jfkw787htereuirugo Huh?! Did I say that? Oops.... Oh well, I need to get my beauty rest so bug me tomorrow, Okay? Kapeesh?
Yours Somethingly,
Vapnoar777 (Blogguy)

Notice

K, I'm officially leaving now. In T-minus like, three minutes (and counting). I've already posted this on my other blog (conveniently located at http://vapnoar777.blogspot.com/ (subject to change (like, today or tomorrow or July))), and on that post I stated I may or may not have access to the computer and or my blog, but if I do I might add a post or something (I'll bring my flash-drive). So anyway, bye.
Yours Somethingly,
Vapnoar777 (Blogguy (I get to use Blogguy and Somethingly again because I'm not counting this as an official post in my mental post signature keeper thingy that exists in the vast abyss of space that is my mind))

Guppy??????

Guppy guppy, yawn yawn............... Oh! Hi there! I see you have rudely intruded on my Great, (did I mention great?) Awesome, (did I mention awesome?) Coolio Blog of Guppyness yet again?! Well, apparently you did! Good job! (Claps) (Claps) (prolonged sequence of claps) Anyway, Guess what? I have today off from school again, and I am sleeping-over at my friend's house. So you won't be hearing much from me until sometime tomorrow :{ (Sorry, that is the best sad face I can make) Say your good-byes now! By golly, I think I can hear you now! (You stink! Go away already! Get it over with!) Parting is such sweet sorrow-Romeo to Juliet

Okay see ya later! Yours Biggheadedly,
Vapnoar777 (Bloginator)

$The Fuzzy Hippo$

Hello, this is a blog about my life, entitled $The Fuzzy Hippo$. Whenever I am bored or have too much free time on my hands I may post completely random/dumb pictures or information concerning my life in some way on this site. Feel free to praise or complain about me and my blog in the Comments Section. The only Personal Info I will and can give out: I am a boy (who has a life)living in the United States. I'm pretty sure that is all you need to know right now.
Yours Bloggily,
Vapnoar777 (Bloggyhead)